ISSUE NO. 3

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You have just started seeing someone new. When would you begin referring to this person as your boyfriend/girlfriend?
After one date
After three dates
After five dates
After sleeping with him/her

The final results will be published in our next issue of FlirtyDirt. 


 
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Ordinary, everyday people often have tales to tell of dates that started out sensual and ended up side-splitting. A friend of mine, Jessie, recently told me of one such occasion and, even before she was through, I was laughing so hard that I could barely breathe. 

Lonely? Take a close look at your life, and decide what you really want in your love life. Try to be as specific as possible. Many people have but a general idea of what they want. That's like going into a restaurant and, when the waiter inquires what you want, you say: "Food, please."

It may sound like I’m stating the obvious, but if you only reply to one ad at a time you only have one chance of getting a positive response. It’s surprising just how many people adopt this approach.


Staff Member: Diana

Known by staff as: Di 

Job Description: Business Development

Staff Perception of Job: Jet sets around the globe all year!

Favorite Snack: Peppermint Chocolate.

Favorite Refreshment: Hot Water.

Favorite Pastimes: Water skiing, sipping cocktails.

Most Often Heard Remark: “How long are you home for this time?”

Crazy Kurt is at it again, this time constructing his own protocol for meeting women: "First, I would contact dozens of women through an internet dating site. I knew from studying statistics that some were certain to respond. Then I would ask them all out. Again, a certain number would surely say yes."


In our last issue of FlirtyDirt, we posed the following question:

Which of these four women is the hottest babe in Hollywood?

Here’s how the responses panned out:

Selma Hayek: 24%
Angelina Jolie: 30%
Halle Berry: 32%
Heather Graham: 14%

So there it is: Our readers say Halle's the hottest (but only just)!

Don't forget to vote in our new Flirty Poll (see left).

That king of all things kooky, Professor Kurt has been surfing the web to bring you a host of informative and entertaining articles and anecdotes from the wide, wonderful and sometimes weird world of dating.


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